It's ironic how a single sheet of paper can alter your world completely. If the words had been rearranged in a different order, or some had been deleted all together, the meaning would have been entirely different, and that paper wouldn't have had any impact at all.
With a single sheet of paper, a divorce is finalized. Another innocent page joins two people in matrimony, through sickness and in health, for better or for worse. A single sheet of paper will let you know that your water has been shut off until further notice.
My particular sheet of paper only finalized the inevitable.
September 1st is the expiration date.